In the words of A. Einstein, "The World as I See It."

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

睡。。你到哪兒去啊?

早上3點50分鐘曉婷開始哭了。我原來以為她只是肚子餓--正常。上次吃飯時大概三個小時之前。。差不多了。。她肯定餓。妻子左手慢慢地摩摩曉婷的上背, 右手把奶子拉出來放在曉婷的臉前。奇怪是曉婷只是很耐心的看奶子可是她嘴巴沒打開。媽媽得找新的辦法所以就開始用奶子碰碰碰寶貝的嘴唇...沒反應。哇, 我在想:如果現在繼續睡覺就會是白做了因為每次曉婷吃飯同時會給爸爸留個大二。我必須等,讓媽媽覺得我像石頭一樣強。

4點半。曉婷不但還沒開始吮奶而且繼續哭哭哭的要死。我們早已經查了所知會讓寶貝哭的地方。尿布干凈,太冷?沒有。太熱?沒有。想打嗝?沒有。發燒?沒有。寶貝你到底怎么會事呀!?

媽媽爸爸已經差點瘋了。

5點45分鐘。 曉婷終于開始吃早飯,6點一刻吃飽,6點半睡覺。

我平時每天早上去跑步幾個公里可是今天我一點兒力氣都沒有。繼續睡覺也不太有道理因為過一個小時得去中環上班。

屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌

洗澡,三杯濃咖啡, 出門兒,給太陽看我肥的中指,上車。

也許有人會說我神經病可是后來,不管怎樣,我還是永遠會愛死我的哭女王。

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Shanghai Sex Museum

The government in China would like you believe that sex is something that people used to do a looong long time ago in the dynastic days. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, January 01, 2005

New Years Celebration 2005

Weak!!!! My friends called me up in the morning and asked if I wanted to hang out with them for a New Year's celebration. They said that they were going to have a small get-together at their new apartment downtown. After drinks at the house we were to go to some club with tons of people, music and drinks. "Sure, count me in!"

We arrived at the house to find that the"get-together" comprised of a total of five people, two of which were parents! We had pansit, cheese and gatorade (there was a bottle of wine but no wine-opener). At about 11:10, one of my friends decided to take off to go and spend the remainder of the night with her parents. With 50 minutes to go I had to make a quick decision to try to save something of the night before I ended up eating cheese with parents til the wee hours of the morning. I caught a ride home (back to my parents house) and here I am at 11:50 with a New Castle Brown Ale sitting in front of my laptop blogging. Woohoo! Happy New Year!!

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen We are Now Boarding Our First Class and Business Passengers for Flight XXX to XXX.

San Diego:
Well I'm back in San Diego now spending time with the family over the Christmas Holiday. Its raining here! Agh. Not much has changed since I was here a year ago. The family are all eating, sleeping, taking dumps, going to work and paying taxes as usual. I had hope to see a few friends here before heading off to my next destination but it seems that most everyone is off somewhere else for the holidays. Oh well.

Bangkok:
Before coming here to San Diego I took a brief three day holiday in Bangkok where I managed to purchase the vast majority of my Christmas gifts. I added pictures of Bangkok to my image gallery so check em' out!

Travel:
After this I'm headed to Las Vegas to attend CES 2005 for work, then a brief stop in Virginia to see if my apartment is still in one piece and then I'm flying back to Hong Kong. In March I'll be going to Hannover, Germany to attend CeBIT 2005. This will be my first time in Germany so it should be quite a good trip. My current impression of Germany is: beer, big women, Hitler, posh cars, sausage and techno. Let's see how this matches up to my post-Germany trip blog.

Friday, December 10, 2004

香港的星期六

人人都需要休息的时间。

每当工作日我们就起床,洗澡,穿衣服,倒杯咖啡或者茶然后出门进入往公司的大潮流。整天有担心--担心迟到,担心被批评,担心最终期限,担心你负责任的人员不成,担心时间表上的矛盾,等等。有些人喜欢而渴望这种压力。 在这些人上有些能够无忧无虑的加班到早上两三点钟,越累越努力。有些人面对压力的时候就放弃然后找办法逃工。逃避工作不是说要离开办公室。事实正相反。在大部分的公司,在所有上班的人上,最起码有百分之60的是人在可心不在。那么不管你只那种类型的性格,我们都需要休息的时间。渴望压力的人需要休息的原因就甭说了。逃避兵役者也需要休息的时间。逃避责任不但不是很顺利而且它能带来很多烦恼和内疚。

周末是休闲时!嘿香港,听到了没有!?我知道香港是世界赚钱的基地可是这个“星期六上班”的事情必须要停止。如果我们只有一天休息的时间(星期日)我们星期一早上根本没有心情继续往前走--不管是逃工或者努力工作,都不行。连最专心工作的人不能在这种状况中保持生产力,迟早会粉碎。

我是一个香港的“老板。” 我很骄傲的跟你讲:我们这儿星期六不上班!这样才能保护整公司的健康型。我的员工,用功和懒散都包括,从星期一到星期五都给公司你们的时间。我最少该给你们一个完全的周末。这是一个十分公平的交换。努力上班,努力玩。

OK了。。今天是星期六。 我为什么还在办公室呢? 呵呵。。伪善。 好好好。。我现在要去逛街!! 886!


Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Brain Melt

After almost a full month of working well past midnight every night, I finally reached my breaking point. My weakened immune system was not strong enough to stand up to the Flu. Wham. In one shot I was down with both the Flu and Tonsilitis. After healthy doses of Panadol and Cephalexin I made it back on my feet and now I'm here at the office again and its 11pm.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Stationary in Hong Kong

There is no Staples here. There is no Office Depot here. There are only thousands and thousands of tiny little stationary shops run by people that can only say hello, thank you, good bye and count in English. So if you happen to be in need of A4 Sticker paper for your printer, ink refills for your pens, custom printing or any other thing that you might need to ask a few questions about, then you have two choices: 1. Fly to the nearest country that has a clue about how to run a successful business marketing and selling to office consumers. 2. Purchase your items separately from each manufacturer in Hong Kong (i.e. if you want paper clips you go to the paper clip manufacturer, for paper go to the paper manufacturer, etc). Agh! What a pain in the ass.